Legitimate?

Extra,extra..

*sigh* Pushing me around is bad enough, but puh-lease, are you really my father? If so, explain what sort of crap you put in, because the dates aren't right and some are overexaggerated. I hope your plan fails tomorrow, because

1)I don't really enjoy fast food
2)Can't stand smell of oil
3)Not my decision
4)I didn't take the step, hence it looks odd enough to the point I might tell my opinion about your intentions
5)I'm gonna raise the count of packets of your cigs I plan to throw away to 2

Very,very bad mood right now(sorta)

Georgie